February 7, 2012

The Bear, the Dentist, and Jesus

  • Mom: So, how was Kindergarten this morning?
  • O: Ya, bear takee baff. Bear takee baff in sink. He washee hands. He pway toys. He go on boat.
  • Mom: Did the dentist visit your school today?
  • O: Ya, he came hewicopter. He dance with bear. No get chowkit.
  • Mom: Did you draw or color at school today?
  • O: Ya, I draw. He pushed me.
  • Mom: The drawing pushed you?
  • O: Ya, I fall down. I run way. Don't go get Jesus. Jesus roar! He roar at monsters. ROAR!!! He makee go way.
  • Mom: So, Jesus scared away the monster at school?
  • O: Ya.